Alex Constantine - May 4, 2022
ROBERT D. TAYLOR, THE FATHER OF REPUBLICAN HOUSE REPRESENTATIVE AND CONSPIRACY MONGER MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE, LEFT THE CONSTRUCTION BUSINESS HE FOUNDED (TO HIS GARRULOUS DAUGHTER), AND MOVED ON TO DEVOTE HIMSELF TO ADVANCED PHYSICS-BASED BIO-ECONOMIC RESEARCH. MARJORIE'S PA WAD BEEN NOMINATED FOR THE NOBEL PRIZE IN 2000 FOR HIS DISCOVERY THAT GRAVITY INFLUENCES STOCK MARKET TRENDS. FROM THIS RATHER COUNTER-INTUITIVE PREMISE SPRANG TAYLOR'S Xyber9 (X9T), ADVANCED ALBORITHMIC MAARKET MODELING AND FORECASTING SOFTWARE. Xyber9 (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE ANIMATED VIDEO GAME) IS MARKETED WITH A $20,000 PRICE TAG.The X9T team website boasts "an 80% accuracy rate based on state-space algorithms coupled with gravitational fluctuation factors. The financial market’s expansion and contraction is qualitatively in direct correlation to the increases and decreases in gravitational fluctuations experienced at the human level. The increases in market price are in direct response to decreases in gravitational forces. We’ve developed a robust methodology of forecasting the markets using Robert Taylor’s 'The Taylor Effect' algorithm for which he was nominated for the 2000 Nobel Prize in Economics."
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