Internet Poster Threatens to Stab Alex Constantine
For the record, Alex Constantine is … not … overweight … And someone’s girlfriend kissed me within the last 24 hours, but I’m not naming names …
Being a constantine entails acting like a fat douchebag while trying to fuck everything in sight. Constantines usually try to fuck other guys girlfriends. Constantines are usually quite hideous. If you find a constantine, approach with caution, and then stab it 6 or 7 times.
1. That dick is acting like a fucking constantine, he tried kissing my girl.
2. I swear to god, im going to shank that fucking alex “constantine”
tags alex constantine fag douchebag dickhead frozen eddie
by madlib? the fort. Jan 11, 2007